Thursday, March 20, 2008

Toilet Seat Covers

For those of you bored enough to read this complaint about toilet seat covers, please continue reading. For those of you not bored enough, you can stop here...

I've decided that toilet seat covers are just designed poorly. Here are my reasons why:

1) The cover never matches the actual shape of the toilet, so you are destined to have part of the toilet seat exposed, thus defeating the whole purpose of toilet seat covers.

2) The part that falls into the toilet seat needs to be punched out before use. Then, when you put it on the seat, in at least 30% of uses, it soaks up water and drags the rest of the toilet seat cover into the water before you have time to use it.

3) For some reason, toilet seat covers have a waxy side and a non-waxy side. Which side is supposed to go up?

4) When you put the toilet seat cover onto automatic flush toilets, it activates the toilet and before you know it, the cover is flushed away before you use it. Not sure how this happens since the automatic toilet never flushes when you want it to... I suppose this is more of a complaint to the automatic toilets.

Ok, I'm done complaining for today.

4 comments:

CPrevo said...

Hey be happy you have toilet seat covers.
No one has them here in Massapoosetts.

Unknown said...

What are your thoughts on the toilet seat covers that are attached to the toilet, and when you show up, you have to push the button so it rotates around the toilet seat?? Personally, those freak me out a little...

mebeame said...

The toilet seat covers that are attached and go around at the push of a button freak me out too. How can I be sure I'm getting a new seat cover?

Unknown said...

I KNOW! Exactly my thought too...